FAQs
Q: You can buy trees on the internet?
A: Yes! Indeed you can! And Trees for Fees is your one-stop-shop for all things tree!
Q: How will my trees be delivered?
A: We don't care! By that point, we've already got your money and your dignity.
Q: What happens if I don't like my tree?
A: Too bad, bucko! Because we sure like your money.
Q: So, wait, is this a scam?
A: Unintelligible muttering...
Q: How can I get a refund?
A: A what, now?
Q: You know, a refund. Like, I want my money back.
A: OK, firstly - that's not even a question. And secondly, never heard of it.