FAQs

Q: You can buy trees on the internet?

A: Yes! Indeed you can! And Trees for Fees is your one-stop-shop for all things tree!

Q: How will my trees be delivered?

A: We don't care! By that point, we've already got your money and your dignity.

Q: What happens if I don't like my tree?

A: Too bad, bucko! Because we sure like your money.

Q: So, wait, is this a scam?

A: Unintelligible muttering...

Q: How can I get a refund?

A: A what, now?

Q: You know, a refund. Like, I want my money back.

A: OK, firstly - that's not even a question. And secondly, never heard of it.